I’m certain I’ll return to Costa Rica. I’m grateful for the amazing years I’ve spent here. This country is truly one of the most incredible places on Earth.
Goodbye, Costa Rica. Until we meet again!
November 29, 2024
Saturday, November 30, 2024
Friday, November 29, 2024
Hala tuju media
"What's wrong with the media? Why are they making us feel sorry for the rapist?"
"Dia orang ni semua siapa?"
"Ustaz"
"Ooo"
"Geram ajelah dengan media tunjuk tukar pampers-lah, nak habis masa dengan anaklah. Ntah pape. Astu masuk penjara ajar orang. Eh bang, dia pun banduan tapi gaya macam dia lebih suci dari banduan. Senang citer tak anggap diri banduan. Meluap betul kita"
"Media sepatutnya beri kesedaran. Ni lain pulak"
"Baru-baru ni ada kes cikgu rogol OKU. Sedih sangat. Budak tu tak faham pun apa yang ustaz buat dekat dia"
Thursday, November 28, 2024
Kisah curang
"Mmm"
"Hmmmm"
"Macam tu abang rasa?"
"Kebiasaannya"
"Okey. Faham"
"Ara tak macam tu? Dulu?"
"Orang curang kita nak ingat-ingat. Please la"
Malas isi minyak
"Memang pun. Macam Ara, manjang minyak habis"
"Semua perempuan sama"
"Kalau kecemasan, naya"
"Fikir jauh ngat"
"Betul apa. Contoh jari kena pisau. Nak gerak pergi hospital minyak kelip-kelip. Berenti dulu isi. Habis tengah jalan, tak pasal"
"Kita isi pasni"
"Dengar boleh. Percaya letak jauh sebab tak berapa boleh percaya hahaha"
Wednesday, November 27, 2024
Gennaris Bionic Vision System
Researchers at Monash University in Australia have developed the world's first bionic eye, the Gennaris Bionic Vision System, offering new hope to millions affected by blindness. This groundbreaking technology bypasses damaged optic nerves, transmitting visual signals directly to the brain's vision center. The Gennaris system, developed over nearly a decade, features a miniature camera worn by the user and up to 11 wireless implants, each about the size of a thumbnail, placed on the brain's surface. These implants deliver tiny electrical pulses to stimulate brain cells, enabling users to perceive basic shapes and outlines. With a 100-degree field of view, the system provides a more natural vision experience compared to earlier technologies.
Tak nak mengaku
"Ara, butang kejab"
"Nok g mano, bea? Nayo keno curi"
"Curi apa?"
"Abe"
"Bukan hati?"
"Dok"
"Orang pun boleh kena curi"
"Buleh blako"
_
"Berdebar la"
"Ngada"
"Abang pergi dulu"
"Songkok?"
"Tak pakai"
_
"Ra, no. Bangun"
"Kenapa, bang?"
"Abang je yang boleh pakaikan Ara kasut. Ara tak boleh pakaikan abang kasut"
"Sorry, abang. Lupa"
"Tanda dah tua haha"
"Muda ehhh"
"Perempuan macam tu la. Tak nak mengaku tua"
18-10-2024
Rindu
"Kita cuti sosmed seminggu"
"Hah kenapa pulak?"
"Semua pasal abang aje mmm rindu acane"
"Kita tengok boleh off ke tak"
"Jangan cabar tau"
"Pantang"
"Seminggu off, abang beli kita motor"
"Berapa cc?"
"500"
"Okey"
"Deal?"
"Deal"
_
"Mmm well kita tahu kita teruk sebab abang manjakan kita"
"Nak jugak selit"
"Astu memang salah abang"
"Ayat tak habis"
"Maceh sayang kita"
"Ye"
"Bang, nak panjat belakang"
"Nak pergi mana?"
"Saja. Rindu"
10-09-2024
Tuesday, November 26, 2024
RV
The automotive industry is undergoing a significant shift, with many manufacturers transitioning from internal combustion engine (ICE) vehicles to electric vehicles (EVs). Tesla may have pioneered the EV market, but China has taken the lead, surpassing many global competitors. Experts warn that the growing preference for EVs could drastically reduce the resale value (RV) of ICE vehicles, potentially spelling trouble for the second-hand car market.
Chinese EVs, known for their affordability, are often viewed as disposable, limiting their presence in the second-hand market. This trend poses a serious threat to the sustainability of the used car industry. Japan, after years of prioritizing hydrogen technology, has recently shifted its focus toward EVs, moving away from its earlier emphasis on hybrids and hydrogen-powered vehicles. Meanwhile, India is exploring the use of water as a potential fuel source.
Woke
"Logo lama Jaguar dulu nampak jantan. Sekarang nampak 'lembut', 'sopan-santun' je"
"Iklan dia takde kereta pun"
"Woke sangat. Dulu semua benda jadi cheese. Sekarang semua benda woke. Merapu. Mungkin target pasaran golongan warna-warni kot"
"Besar ke market rainbow?"
"Entah. Tak pernah check. Budak sekarang nak tengok kartun kena ada pantauan. Elemen woke dah banyak dekat kartun sampai Elsa Frozen yang baru tak ada putera raja. Ada kakak angkat je. Feminisme sangat"
PDA
"Abanggg"
"Dah mandi?"
"Belum"
"Jangan peluk-peluk"
"Biar laa"
"Bonda ada"
"Abang tipuuu"
"Laa tengok tak percaya"
"Err…err…hihi"
"Ha tu la"
"Kenapa Bonda ada sini?"
"Dah dapur Bonda. Ara pun"
"Nak PDA sikit aje ta bo le"
"Apa PDA tu?"
"Public Display of Affection"
"Tak boleh la depan orang"
28/3/2024
Saturday, November 23, 2024
Embracing Japanese Literature
My love for Japanese literature began through one of my favorite Malay writers, who often expressed admiration for Japanese authors. He frequently referenced iconic figures like Masuji Ibuse, renowned for Black Rain, Natsume Soseki, celebrated for Kokoro and Botchan, and Yasunari Kawabata, the first Japanese Nobel laureate in literature. He also mentioned Yukio Mishima, best known for The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea.
In recent years, Japanese literature has become a cultural phenomenon in Malaysia, captivating book lovers nationwide. This growing interest has led Malaysian publishers to actively translate works by Japanese and Korean authors, enriching the literary scene with fresh perspectives. This initiative not only fosters a deeper appreciation for literature but also inspires more people to discover the joy of reading.
Single is better
Daddy: Next year duduk dengan daddy. Tahun satu lagi dah masuk kolej. Dah besar dah Umar. Dulu kecik je. Cakap pun pelat. Sikit hari lagi boleh kawin
Umar: Single is better. Perempuan suka pecahkan hati lelaki soleh
Daddy: The right one won’t hurt you
Umar: They only mess up the house
Ibu: I can’t hear you, boy. Say it again
Umar: Hasha! Wait, wait!
Daddy: Ha lari pulak dia
Thursday, November 21, 2024
Toothpaste
When choosing toothpaste, avoid fluoride and choose hydroxyapatite instead. Look for products that are fluoride-free and contain nano-hydroxyapatite (n-HAp).
.jpeg)
Tidak di hargai
"InshaAllah nanti dia dapat suami yang tahu menghargai"
"Kita ajak gosip. Abang ni kannn"
"Laa betul la apa abang cakap"
AI marah
Sumber: Facebook
_
"Amboi marah betul tu"
"Kita rasa dia dah di perasaankan"
"Memang ada pembangunan nak buat benda tu"
Wednesday, November 20, 2024
WW3
Biden’s decision to allow Ukraine to use U.S.-supplied long-range missiles on Russian territory is both reckless and dangerous, bringing us closer to the brink of World War III. At the same time, Finland and Sweden have warned about the potential for a global conflict. Today, North Korea has sent weapons and troops to support Russia in the ongoing war.
Beban
"Kalau abang tak nak pening-pening, abang jawab puaskan suami tu senyap la dia hahahaha"
"Eeee abang ni kan"
"Tapi sebenarnya tak macam tu. Lelaki kena fikir bini jugak. Isteri pun ada hak atas suami. Isteri tak layan suami di laknat, suami tak melayani isteri di murkai Allah…hmm. Buat anak sama-sama. Dah keluar anak meroyan penat jaga anak"
"Gitu la laki"
"Perempuan pun ada la. Dia tak nak anak tapi laki suruh beranak. Laki siang malam mengadap game, malam tengok bola. Anak, bini jaga. Siang malam anak kena maki hamun padahal umur baru 3/4 tahun"
"Dia anggap anak beban gaknya"
"Yelah dah dia tak nak"
"Kesian anak"
Mike Tyson
Sekuat mana tumbukan Mike Tyson semasa muda?Rata-rata tumbukan lelaki biasa dalam 150 PSI. Manakala peninju profesional dalam 800 PSI. Jake Paul memiliki tumbukan sekitar 800 PSI dan ke atas.Akan tetapi, kekuatan tumbukan Mike Tyson pada umur muda dulu sekitar 1,800 PSI. Bagaimana persamaan 1800 PSI? Ia umpama seseorang dilanggar kenderaan pada kecepatan 70km sejam, boleh mati kalau kena langgar kenderaan selaju itu. Jika kenderaan itu melanggar dinding, dinding boleh roboh. Serta jika kekuatan tumbukan itu dihentak pada permukaan logam, logam boleh remuk.Semasa babak pertarungan Donny Yen dengan Mike Tyson dalam Ip-Man, ia sendiri mengakui dia takut sekiranya mati ditumbuk oleh Mike dalam babak tersebut.Sumber: Facebook
_
"Abang tak mau tak mau tumbuk orang da tau"
"Tu profesional boxer. Abang tumbuk mana kuat"
"Nak kita ungkit?"
"Ha tak payah"
Diam lebih baik
"Kenapa eh laki suka macam tu?"
"Kenapa?"
"Wife dia buat live tanya 'Kenapa you kawin dengan I?'. Husband dia jawab 'Sebab takde choice'. Mesti wife dia sedih, kan"
"Ada satu falsafah, kalau apa yang kita cakap boleh putuskan hubungan, diam lebih baik"
Tuesday, November 19, 2024
Hara & I
She often sends me Bubu and Dudu videos. They're so cute, funny, and always make me smile. We’ve made a promise to only have arguments in our bedroom because we don’t want our kids to hear us fighting. We want a healthy environment for our kids.
A few weeks ago, I had a dream. I saw her walking side by side with a man while wearing a white wedding dress. I watched her from behind as she walked down the aisle. It filled me with sadness. I don’t ever want to lose her. I love our marriage deeply.
When I met her, I was at my lowest, completely heartbroken. She gave me hope and the strength to rise again. She brought me courage and offered her whole world just to see me happy. She works so hard and always gives her best. She is truly incredible.
Ya Allah, make my spouse a blessing for me and not a trial. And may I be a blessing for her and not a trial. "Allahumma alif baina qulubina wa aslih dhaata baynina wahdina subula as-salam." (O Allah, unite our hearts, reconcile us, and guide us to peace).
Monday, November 18, 2024
Intimacy
Some scholars interpret the maximum permissible separation between spouses (without intimacy) as four months. Studies suggest that couples should engage in sexual intimacy at least 52 times a year. Imam Al-Ghazali, in his book Ihya Ulum al-Din, advises that a husband should be intimate with his wife every four days.
I haven’t lost interest in you, nor have you lost your youthful charm. I don’t know what’s happening to me, but my thoughts weigh heavily on me every day. I’m battling with my mind and don’t know how to stop that beast from resurfacing or invading my thoughts. It’s something from 10 years ago, and I try not to dwell on it, but I know I’ve failed.
Happy Monday, my love. I’ll fetch you today.
Footnote: Yes, I’m intentionally giving you a leaf instead of a flower. Maybe you can use it as a bookmark (please don’t fold the pages of the book you borrowed from me).
Soal siasat
'Lawa.. n elegan. Untung boifrend. Org cantik suara sedap'
"Padam komen tu. Abang tak suka"
"Straight to the point"
"Ha"
"10 tahun lepas. Video masa persidangan. Penganjur letak, kita share. Masa tu kita belum limit komen"
"Letak private boleh tak?"
"Sejak bila jealous? Selalu tak pun"
"Sini phone tu"
"Dia tak puas hati"
"……"
"Masamnya muka hihi"
"Delete ke belum?"
"Dah"
"Sini tengok"
"Guys gonna guy"
"Siapa tu?"
"Habislah kita dia soal siasat"
16-11-2024
Pupus
"Pupus aje la acam dinosaur"
"Amboi! Marah ke siapa tu?"
"Abang la"
"Abang buat salah apa?"
"Bosan lama tak gaduh"
"Konon we did it hahaha"
First love
"Kenapa eh laki tak boleh lupa first love?"
"Sebab kami setia hahaha"
"Geli tekak"
"Perempuan mana faham"
"Setia abang takde harga. Helok aje ex abang happy dengan baby dia. 9 anak tau"
"Amboi ramainya. Macam kilang"
"Move on aje la. Penat bini berendam air mata"
Saturday, November 16, 2024
Rumah cat hitam
"Warna hitam serap banyak haba"
"Nyamuk banyak"
"Habis tu share"
"Tengok pokok teringat abang. Ngada tak?"
"Tanya lagi"
(tt)
Rambut jatuh
"Rasa relate dengan abang"
"Memang lagu latar kena Hindustan?"
"Hihihi"
"Eleh minat rambut jatuh tu kan"
"Ha'a"
(tt)
AI
The OpenAI O1 model has demonstrated exceptional performance, scoring 120 on a Mensa-developed IQ test—well above the average human IQ of 100. In contrast, Claude 3 from Anthropic is estimated to have an IQ of 100. OpenAI’s newest model, however, stands out with an estimated IQ of 155, comparable to Elon Musk's IQ of 153 and Einstein's IQ of 160. Ranking in the top 0.1% of test takers, this model showcases remarkable proficiency in understanding and generating human-like text.
_
"Human beings will become the second most intelligent beings on the planet. We have a general idea of what it's doing, but once it becomes really complicated, we don't actually know what's going on—any more than we fully understand what's happening in our own brains," said Geoffrey Hinton, the father of AI, in an interview.
When asked, "What do you mean we don't know exactly how it works? It was designed by people," Hinton responded:
"No, it wasn't. What we designed was the learning algorithm. It's a bit like designing the principles of evolution. But when this learning algorithm interacts with data, it produces complex neural networks that are effective at solving tasks, but we don’t fully understand how they do it."
Bolt
If you’re considering alternatives to Grab, Bolt and Lalamove now offer e-hailing services. Maxim is another option, known for its competitive fares and additional house cleaning services.
Barang Siam
"Kita beli barang Siam sana abang bebel. Kita beli dekat Changi okey aje"
"Orang Singapore shopping dekat JB. Orang Siam mana ada beli barang Malaysia"
"Itu pun abang kira"
"Rakyat Malaysia belanja dekat Siam 4 hari RM 100 juta. Tak bagus untuk ekonomi"
"Mentang kampung dia, kita beli Singapore tak apa kan. Siam dok leh"
(tt)
Mengata lelaki
"Abang tahu tak, girls tak suka laki lembab, lembik. Kayu acam boleh terima lagi. Slow buat kita panas hati. Semua kena cakap acam jaga anak"
"Abang slow tak?"
"Dia lagi slow"
"Nasib baik"
"Girls tak suka laki good-good. Acam keras la sikit, lembik aje, slow pulak. Haihh rimas lemas"
"Tengok girl school kalau dapat kutuk laki"
"Benda betul"
"Memang ada kajian perempuan lebih sayang laki toksik"
"Jangan pusing eh. Girl school cakap tak suka laki good-good acam nerd, bajet terpaling bagus"
"Sama la tu"
"Tak"
5-10-2024
Thursday, November 14, 2024
Happy Thursday
There are 86,400 seconds in a day, and in every single one of them, you’re on my mind.
Happy Thursday, my love. I miss you.
"Your absence is a wound that time refuses to heal; each moment apart feels like a lifetime lost." (Unknown)
---
I write to you every day, but I never send any of my letters.
Wednesday, November 13, 2024
Lupa
"Ara mimpi apa semalam?"
"Hantu kejar kita"
"3 pagi cakap eh eh siapa ni?"
"Tak ingat la"
"Ada"
"Kita terkejut ada orang sebelah kita"
"Laki sendiri pun lupa"
09-11-2024
Fort Lauderdale
Sunday, November 10, 2024
Ancient people
"Liam Payne meninggal"
"Siapa tu?"
"Abang tak kenal?"
"Tak"
"Boy band. One Direction"
"Ooo. Tak tahu"
"Zayn Malik kenal?"
"Tak"
"Ancient people gitu la"
22-10-2024
Friday, November 08, 2024
Isteri normal
"Abang tak hantar lunch?"
"Minggu lepas cakap tak payah hantar"
"Lupaaaa hihi"
"Abang bagi jadual nak pergi hiking dengan kembar. Ara tak siapkan baju abang pun. Kata hari tu nak buat semua acammm bini lain. Apa cerita? Hahaha"
"Alaaa"
"Buat sarapan, siapa nak basuh pinggan? Balik pukul 5 nanti?"
"Hihihi tak sempat. Habis kerja kita cuci. Sorry tau"
"Abang dah buat"
"Macehhhh"
Panggilan telefon
06-11-2024
_
Minggu lepas
"Ada komen tulis 'Bertuah dapat suami iron baju sendiri'. Kita nak aje reply 'Bertuah tau dapat buat. Suami kita semualah dia buat sendiri macam wife dah meninggal. Kita kerja dia iron baju, tengah hari hantar lunch. Wife takde function"
"Kalau abang larang nanti jadi gaduh. Buat apa Ara nak buat. Abang tak bagi masak sebab tak nak Ara penat tapi kalau Ara nak buat, abang okey je"
"Abang tapaya hantar lunch tau. Kita tahu jaga diri kita"
"Okey"
"Kita masak breakfast & lunch before pergi kerja eh"
"Okey"
"Kita nak normal acam bini lain"
"Semoga berjalan lancar"
"Aminnn"
Thursday, November 07, 2024
Vivy Yusof
I believe that Vivy Sofinas Yusof and her husband have responsibly managed the substantial funding received from Khazanah and PNB for FashionValet. Although Vivy’s aristocratic background is often noted, her accomplishments stem from her passion, commitment, and consistent hard work. She has devoted her full energy and resources to bring her vision to life. I am uncertain why the MACC (Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission) has launched an investigation into her. Some speculate it may be due to the reported RM43 million loss, and there are accusations from netizens suggesting misuse of funds. However, I believe an investigation might not be necessary, as it could discourage other startups from seeking funding out of fear of facing similar scrutiny. The government should prioritize sound decision-making over public sentiment, leading the way rather than reacting to netizen demands.
Rancang kewangan
"Abang dah okey. Badan panas sekejab bukan demam"
"No work today"
"Dapat kes baru. Suami meninggal, rumah beli kongsi. Keluarga laki tuntut. Harta tak automatik dapat dekat bini. Kena masuk faraid. Bahagian suami 50%"
"Last mesti wife dapat habuk aje, kan?"
"Hutang laki dia 300 ribu lebih. Tak nak bagi harta dekat bini kot. Awal letak nama mak dia"
"Agak dah. Orang laki emang acam tu astu buatpe kawin"
"Laki jangan rancang keluarga setakat masa hidup. Macam abang, abang fikir kalau abang mati, duit yang abang tinggal cukup tak untuk Ara sara keluarga. Ara anak 7 bukan senang nak kawin lain. Laki bukannya nak kawin kalau anak ramai. Tak minta tapi kena fikir bila kita mati pasangan dapat teruskan hidup dengan apa yang kita tinggalkan. Abang tak nak bini abang susah besarkan anak sebab abang yang gagal rancang kewangan. Abang nak kubur lapang bila mati"
"Jauhnya fikir. Kita tak pernah terlintas fikir berat acam tu"
"Mati bila-bila pun boleh. Kalau gagal buat perancangan bermakna kita merancang untuk gagal. Nabi cakap"
"Tak nak la cakap pasal mati"
"Apa la perangai tak nak bagi bini harta. Kesian bini sampai merempat pun ada. Boleh je buat auto tak payah masuk faraid tapi tu la. Bini paling layak dapat. Dia susah-susah hidup dengan kita, tinggal keluarga, kadang berhenti kerja alih-alih semua bagi mak. Bukan kebelakangkan mak tapi dahulukan keluarga sendiri. Nafkah pun kena bagi bini dulu baru mak. Kesian client abang sampai jumpa psikiatri stres sangat"
"Bang"
"Hmm?"
"Diam shhhh"
"Okey"
"………"
"Laa nangis pulak"
"Kita tak nak abang mati. Kita mati takpe. Abang kawin aje lain"
"Abang mati Ara tak kawin lain, kan?"
"Confident aje"
"Abang percaya Ara tak kawin tapi jodoh tak tahu la"
"Acam mana abang tahu?"
"Abang kan pakar haha"
"Abang kawin tak kalau kita tak ada?"
"Tak kot. Letih jaga bini kalah jaga kembar. Tak nak dah. Serik hahahaha"
"Eeeee!" *pap pap pap*
Wednesday, November 06, 2024
Smoothie
Aku tak minum smoothie. Aku mula kenal smoothie bila aku berkawan dengan Ara. Ara suka smoothie. Selepas berkahwin, aku belajar buat smootie dengan campuran yang lebih segar dan berkhasiat. Aku asingkan smoothie khas untuk Ara yang manis sedikit dari smoothie yang lain. Aku ingin dia nikmati tanpa ada rasa kekurangan. Setiap kali Ara masak, dia asingkan kuah - untuk aku yang tak pedas. Aku dapat menikmati masakan sepuasnya tanpa mengadu "Sedap, tapi pedas. Abang tak boleh makan." Perut aku sensitif pedas.
Aku pun tak nak dia mengadu "Kalau manis sikit, sedap". Kami masing-masing pandai menjaga diet jadi tak ada apa yang perlu di gusarkan. Setiap kali berkesempatan, aku buatkan smoothie sebagai sarapan. Anak-anak bawa ke sekolah bersama bekal nasi goreng. Ketika Ara masih berkerja, aku siapkan bekal untuk di bawa ke pejabat. Kadang- kadang aku selitkan sehelai nota cinta. Aku rasa gembira buat sesuatu untuk dia. Kata bijak pandai "Love is in the quiet acts that make her feel valued and cared for."
Bila Ara balik kerja, makanan sudah tersedia. Aku suka makanan rebus dan sup panas. Aku tak makan makanan bergoreng. Aku lebih suka makanan yang di panggang atau di bakar (khasnya ikan bakar). Aku sediakan makanan ringkas sahaja untuk Ara. Perempuan tak suka makan malam yang berat. Mereka bimbang berat badan. Ara tak sama seperti aku. Dia tak cerewet. Semua makanan dia makan dan tak kisah mencuba sesuatu yang baru. Ara mempunyai pengetahuan yang baik berkaitan makanan dan pemakanan.
Aku suka urutkan kaki Ara setiap kali dia balik dari kerja. Urutan kaki baik untuk melancarkan peredaran darah, mengurangkan ketegangan dan membuatkan diri lebih tenang. Sambil urut, aku bertanya tentang bicara kes di mahkamah. Dia pula bercerita tentang lawatan ke penjara, keputusan Yany Arif atau isu-isu berkaitan dunia kehakiman. Aku dengar patah bicaranya dengan teliti, cuba beri respons jika perlu. Selesai mengurut, aku siapkan susu panas untuk Ara. Minuman yang baik untuk dapatkan tidur yang berkualiti.
Sampai sekarang aku masih lagi urutkan kaki Ara walau dia sudah tidak berkerja. Sewaktu Ara mengandung, dia selalu lenguh-lenguh badan. Dia tak dapat tidur malam. Alahan sangat teruk, muntah setiap hari. Ara sukar tidur - baring tak kena, mengiring tak kena. Sudahnya, setiap malam dia bersandar pada aku - barulah dapat tidur dengan lena. Kembar pula aktif, suka menendang. Ara jadi tak selesa. Sewaktu Ara mengandung, aku rasa kasihan sangat dengan dia - mudah keletihan, pening, mual, muntah - semuanya ada.
Oct 5, 2024
Tuesday, November 05, 2024
Poison
Daddy: Umar tak ada girlfriend?
Umar: Women are poison
Ibu: Wait, what? Missed that, say it again
Umar: Errkkk!
Daddy: Ha tu la cakap tak pandang
Handsome
"Kenapa balik?"
"Abang okey?"
"Sakit dada"
"Jom pergi hospital"
"Sikit je"
"Tengok tu"
"Lunch dah?"
"Belum"
"Pergi makan"
"Risau la"
"Okey ni. Tengok handsome lagi"
"Makan aje la handsome tu"
04-11-2024
Diari
"Ni kenapa dari tadi berkepit je? Takut abang mati?"
"Ha'a"
_
"Letak diari merata. Hilang cari satu rumah"
"Takkk. Kita tanya abang je"
"Baca baru tahu"
"Jangan eh"
"Jaga diari tu. Barang personal jangan letak ikut suka"
"Faham"
"Faham lepas tu buat lagi"
"Alaaa"
03-11-2024
Nucleosynthesis
Raysha: Daddy, daddy
Daddy: Ni macam mana boleh keluar katil?
Raysha: Asha panjat
Daddy: Amboi pandainya!
Raysha: Daddy, work?
Daddy: Haah. Siang Ibu kerja, malam daddy kerja
Hasha: Daddy, daddy
Daddy: Laa Hasha pun panjat jugak?
Hasha: *angguk*
Daddy: Jom kita tidur. Pukul 1 dah
Hasha: Tak nak
Daddy: Daneal dengan Luqman pun ada. Siapa ajar panjat ni?
Raysha: Asha
Daddy: Mengaku pulak dia. Jom-jom tidur. Esok kita main
Luqman: Car
Daddy: Tak boleh. Esok pagi
Luqman: Car
Daneal: Daddy, truck
Daddy: Ibu bangun nanti baik kita tidur
Luqman: Sleep
Daddy: Haa jom
Daneal: No
Raysha: Nooo
Hasha: Play
Daddy: Semua kena tidur. Daddy ada cerita best. Nak dengar tak?
_
Did you know, that we have a special connection to the stars up in the sky? A long, long time ago, before you, me, or even the Earth was here, there were giant stars way up in space. Inside those stars, a magical thing happened. They made the same things that are now in your body!So, the stars made tiny bits called 'nitrogen,' and that's now in your body helping you grow! They made 'calcium,' and now it's in your teeth, making them nice and strong. And iron, which is in your blood and helps you run and play! And, guess what? Even the yummy apples you eat have tiny bits that stars made!One day, those stars went ‘BOOM’ in a big, bright explosion! And all those little bits floated out and became part of our world. Isn’t that amazing? You have a bit of star inside you, making you extra special!
Salah sendiri
"Abang cakap 'A woman can love one man but marry another'"
"Ha"
"Tapi kan"
"Nak argue jugak lagi"
"Mesti laaa"
"A man is a giver and provider. If he fails to meet a girl's expectations, he may lose her. Girls often seek the best. In the end, the best man wins. Trivia: A woman can love two men at the same time"
"Laki pun ehhh"
"Tapi laki setia"
"Sebelum kawin boleh percaya. Lepas kawin mmm"
"Ada la tu"
"Abang still tak move on?"
"Tak nak cakap hal tu"
"Alaaa kita nak tahu aje"
"Nak tahu apa?"
"Abang sedihkan apa?"
"Sedih la. Salah diri sendiri. Bukan salah orang. Kalau ada orang yang perlu di salahkan, yang bertanggungjawab…bukan sesiapa tapi abang. Dah tutup kes"
"Tapi kan"
"Abang nak tidur. Tadi suruh rehat"
"Jab laaa"
03-11-2024
Monday, November 04, 2024
Hidung darah
"Hidung darah astu nak pergi sembahyang"
"Dah berhenti"
"Tengok tu"
"Ra, baju dekat atas abang dah kemas. Ara jangan sepahkan lagi. Abang ada abang boleh kemas. Kalau abang mati, siapa nak kemas untuk Ara?"
"Badan panas sikit cakap pasal mati. Tak suka la"
"Faham tak abang cakap?"
"Tak dengar"
"Abang pergi dulu. Ingat tu jangan sepah"
"Jab tau kita hantar abang"
"Tak payah"
"Kita hantar astu kita tunggu"
"Abang nak lama sikit dekat masjid"
"Abang mmmm jangan cakap pasal mati"
"Masak apa hari ni?"
"Ayam penyet"
"Nanti kita makan sama"
"Nak peluk"
"Abang ada wuduk"
"Mmmm"
"Abang minta maaf untuk segala kekurangan abang"
Syurga duit
"Situ syurga business Malaysia. Tempat tak dapat trace kalau buat business. Segala business ada. Banking, investment, fintech, trust and wealth management, O&G, trading. Banyak syarikat luar"
"Tak pernah tahu"
"Operate dari sana tak ada cukai"
"Abang selalu pergi Kundasang tak?"
"Tak. Pergi masjid dekat KK je"
"Masjid aje?"
"Ye"
"Ye ke?"
"Habis tu nak pergi mana lagi?"
"Eleh"
"Tinggi-tinggi Gunung Kinabalu
Tinggi lagi sayang sama kamu
Biru-biru hujung Kinabalu
Tengok dari jauh hati saya rindu"
"Kenapa suka lagu tu? Nyanyi aje senyum"
"Abang tak suka Sabah. Abang suka Sarawak tapi gunung suka Kinabalu tak suka Niah"
"Apa kaitan, bang?"
"Tak ada kaitan haha"
25-10-2024
Berkira dengan anak
"Dapat lagi kes ada anak tapi harta tak nak bagi anak"
"Dia nak bagi siapa?"
"Jual semua. Anak nak harta cari sendiri. Apa punya mak bapak la"
"Rasa rugi ke acam mana?"
"Dulu dia hidup susah kerja teruk. Dia rasa tak adil anak merasa senang sebab usaha dia. Dia siap cakap anak menumpang harta dia. Apa pun dia tak tinggalkan untuk anak"
"Ada eh orang cenggini?"
"Ramai. Abang pernah hidup susah tak nak anak rasa susah macam abang. Cukup abang je rasa. Tak rugi pun tinggal harta untuk anak. Dia boleh teruskan legasi kita. Dia susah kita cuba bantu tapi jangan sampai tak pandai berdiri atas kaki sendiri. Entah mak bapak sekarang. Pelik je otak"
25-10-2024
Nyamuk
"Bang, ni soket apa senanya?"
"Penghalau nyamuk elektrik"
"Apasal tak cakap?"
"Abang dah cakap masa kita pindah"
"Takde eh"
"Ada"
"Bila abang cakap? Takde la"
"Dia yang tak ingat"
"Mmmmm penat tau jari kita picit spray. Abang la tak cakap"
19-10-2024
Cari hati
"Ara cari apa sampai sepah bilik atas?"
"Hati abang. Dekat mana eh?"
"Tak ada dekat Ara?"
"Entah macam tak ada"
"Macam mana boleh tak ada?"
"Orang curi kot"
"Siapa curi?"
"Abang rasa?"
"Abang rasa ada dengan Ara"
"Ara rasa tak ada"
"Kenapa tak ada?"
"Abang tak cakap I love you. Do you even love me?"
"Ara tahu apa beza laki dengan perempuan? Perempuan, kalau tak suka, benci, meluat dia masih boleh buatkan air untuk suami. Dia boleh maniskan muka walau hati dah tawar. Itu hebatnya perempuan. Dia boleh pura-pura sayang, pura-pura ambil berat. Laki, kalau tak suka, tak sayang, meluat, benci jangan kata nak senyum, nak pandang pun tak nak. Laki tak pandai fake care, fake love. Dia takkan buat kalau dia tak suka, tak sayang"
"Mmmmm"
"Kalau tak sayang…abang tak kawin dengan Ara. A woman can love a man deeply but still choose to marry someone else. But when a man falls in love, he often closes off to anyone else"
"Do you love me?"
"Yes"
"Then say it"
"Why should I?"
"’Cause I wanna hear you say it"
"Kejab Ara. Abang sakit dada"
Sunday, November 03, 2024
Benda boleh gaduh
"Tak kuasa la bertenang"
"Kenapa tu?"
"Benda boleh gaduh, kita gaduh dulu. Kemudian bincang"
"Hmm"
"Asal gaduh aje tak matang acam dia yang tak gaduh matang sangat astu orang cakap tak percaya rumah tangga kerap gaduh tanda bahagia"
"Ara rasa macam mana?"
"Benda boleh gaduh. Penat tau pendam. Gaduh aje la. Lepas gaduh tak payah fikir"
"Tu yang kemudian bincang"
"Tak payah bincang. Dah gaduh"
10 kids
I ran 12KM today (it's my habit to run 8 to 12KM daily) and took a rest at a park. I overheard someone say, 'He has 10 kids, like a football team.' My thoughts flew to you. Yes, I really want 10 kids with you—no kidding. I know you'll give me 10 kids. You wouldn’t say, ‘quality over quantity.’ You’d agree to have as many as I want.
Those years… when we were madly in love…
Friday, November 01, 2024
Unspoken distance
It's been a month without any intimacy with Ara, and she's started asking why. I know we'll have to talk about it soon, but I don’t really know what to say since I’m not even sure what’s going on myself.
Authentic hadith sources
Isu telekung
"Boleh tak abang tolong kita?"
"Tolong apa?"
"Susah jadi perempuan…"
"Ara…kenapa ni?"
"Abang tahu tak Pejabat Mufti Selangor keluarkan ijtihad. Perempuan pakai lengan pendek tak sah sembahyang. Kena pakai lengan panjang dalam telekung and telekung tak boleh terpisah tudung dan kain. One piece aje astu kena pakai serkup kepala tak pun anak tudung yang tutup sampai ke leher"
"Siapa cakap tu?"
"Susah la nak sembahyang. Berat…membebankan. Ramai murung bila tahu. Astu perempuan tak boleh pakai baju kelawar.Tak sah"
"Ara bukan pakai pun baju tu"
"Emang la tapi se-Malaysia tak puas hati. Viral tau"
"Baca dekat mana?"
"FB"
"Nak abang tolong apa?"
"Nak nangis aje. Letih jadi perempuan. One piece nampak bentuk dada. Tak faham la. Serabut baca. Kita baca banyak kali astu keliru. Manjang cari salah perempuan. Asyik nak nerakakan kita aje mmm"
"Islam tu memudahkan tak membebankan. Mufti Wilayah tak keluarkan apa-apa?"
"Tak sure. Tolong kita, please. Kita tak nak solat pakai lengan panjang. Acam tak selesa. Dalam rumah kan"
"Nanti abang cari jawapan"
"Maceh tau"
"Dah. Jangan nangis"
(tt)
Drama sebelum Subuh
"Abang…"
"Hmm"
"Baby…"
"Ada sini"
"Sayang…"
"Kenapa? Lapar?"
"Tak"
"Tidur. Malam dah ni"
"Jom main badminton"
"Bila?"
"Sekarang"
"Tidurlah. Esok pagi kita main"
"Jom laaa"
"12 dah. Ada hantu haaa"
"Biar la hantu. Kita tak kacau dia pun. Kita nak main dengan laki kita bukan laki dia"
_
"Keluar aje tengok langit"
"Habis tu nak tengok apa?"
"Tengok kita"
"Tadi dah tengok masa main"
"Tengok sampai boring"
"Dah boring dah hahaha"
_
"Ra, alaaa jangan merajuk. Abang gurau je"
"Kita kan takde dalam hati abang. Cakap I love you pun tak pernah. Susah ke?"
"Tidur, pagi nak kerja"
*diam*
"Apa tidur pandang dinding. Sini la"
"Dah boring kannnn"
"Gurau je"
"Terguris hati tau tak?"
"Hmm sorry la"
"Tak maafkan. Sorry"
"Esok kita sambung. Malam ni tidur"
"Sampai hati abang, kan?"
"Laa abang gurau je"
_
Sekian drama laki bini dua jam sebelum Subuh.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)