Friday, June 30, 2023

Istimewa

"Tanya, lepas tu jealous, lepas tu mengamuk"
"Jawab la, please"
"Ada satu tempat di hati abang untuk dia yang abang tak nak gantikan dengan orang lain"
"Even Ara?"
"Haah"
"Why?"
"Kenapa Ara nak gantikan dia? Setiap orang yang hadir dalam hidup kita ada tempat istimewa masing- masing dalam hati kita. Orang lain buat apa pun, tempat tu tak akan berubah"
"Actually abang mampu lupakan dia. Abang yang tak nak. Betul tak?"
"Abang rasa sayang nak lepaskan dia. Berat sangat. Dah Ara. Kita yang gaduh nanti"
"Habiskan ayat abang, please"
"Abang dah mengantuk"
"Cakap la"
"Mengantuk"
*pap pap pap*
"Bagi sini bantal tu"
*pap pap pap*
"Hey!"
*pap pap pap* "Hihihi"
"Meh sini"
*pap pap pap* "Hihihi"
"Hey!"
"Eleh gagah perkasa konon. Tangkap kita pun tak lepas hihihi"
"Mulut tu"
"Blwekkk"

Thursday, June 29, 2023

Mimpi

"Are you alright?"
"Yeah"
"Tired?"
"A bit"
"Why?"
"Nothing"
"Concealing something?"
"No"
"Then?"
"Nothing"
"Tetap tak berubah"
"Malam sebelum Perang Badar, Nabi berdoa sambil mengangkat kedua tangannya ke langit memohon doa agar di beri kemenangan hingga jatuh selendang baginda. Saidina Abu Bakar angkat kemudian letakkan kembali di atas bahu Nabi. Kemudian jatuh lagi"
"Maksudnya?"
"Nabi berdoa dari malam sampai ke subuh mohon diperkenankan permintaannya. Lebih kurang 3 malam berturut-turut"
"So?"
"Itu yang abang buat. Abang tak tahu nak buat apa dah"
"Bukan kali pertama, betul tak? Mesti pernah buat sebelum-sebelum ni"
"Tak"
"Really?"
"Betul"
"For your former flame"
"Susah sangat ke Ara nak percaya cakap abang?"
"Yup"
"Apa punca kita gaduh sampai jadi macam ni? Tiba-tiba nak failkan cerai, nak balik KL, marah tak tentu pasal. Apa yang abang dah buat? Cuba Ara bagitahu abang"
"Takkan tak tahu"
"Tak. Abang letih nak teka-teki. Cakap depan muka abang apa yang abang dah buat"
"Ara sakit hati, Ara cemburu abang ada perempuan lain"
"Siapa?"
"Siapa lagi"
"Apa yang abang buat?"
"Abang mimpi panggil sayang, sayang. I miss you"
"Bila?"
"Buat-buat lupa"
"Betul abang tak ingat"
"Malam muzikal Moulin Rouge"
"Ara mengamuk pasal abang mimpi? Pasal tu je"
"Mmm"
"Nama pun mimpi. Mana boleh kawal"
"Ara cemburu. Abang faham tak? Dah abang tak cerita abang mimpi apa"
"Abang tak ingat pun abang mimpi"
"Eleh"
"Mimpi bodoh tu buat Ara naik angin macam nak gila?"
"Mmm"
"Sebab mimpi bodoh tu?"
"Mmm"
"Lepas ni tolong control mimpi abang"
"How?"
"Cari la cara dah cemburu sangat"
"Salahkan kita. Dia mimpi perempuan lain"
"Astaghfirullah, alladzi la ilaha illa huwal hayyul qayyumu wa atuubu ilaih. Jangan la buat abang sakit jantung"
"Biar"
"Ara yang cemburu sangat"
"Memang"
"Tak percaya abang sayang Ara?"
"Nope"
"Habis kawin dengan abang buat apa?"
"Abang yang ajak"
"Salah abang juga?"
"A'ah"
"Ara tak ada salah?"
"Nope"
"Kita dah okey?"
"Kot"
"Okey ke tak?"
"Betul ke abang doa untuk kita?"
"Tak"
"Tengok tu"
"Jangan buat lagi. Macam nak gila abang"

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

At my worst


Hmm

"Ara balik KL lepas kita pergi Itali boleh?"
"……"
"Abang janji abang hantar Ara"
"……"
"Kita pergi haji sama-sama. Ara ingat tak, Ara cakap 'This moment is the pinnacle of my existence'"
"……"
"Ara ingat tak, Ara sedih sebab kita lambat dapat anak tapi abang cakap kita mesti dapat. Kalau tak dapat pun abang redha asal dapat hidup dengan Ara"
"……"
"Ara, kita baru kawin. Jauh lagi perjalanan kita. Abang tahu salah abang tapi abang tak nak hilang Ara. Abang tak nak hidup tanpa Ara"
"……"
"Hmm"

Tuesday, June 27, 2023

Perasaan yang membinasakanku

Tuhan hadirkan perasaan cinta yang menebal. Perasaan itu juga yang membinasakanku.

Ya Allah, hilangkanlah rasa cinta ini. Sungguh-sungguh aku merayu agar aku tidak kehilangan isteriku.

:(

"Izinkan Ara balik KL"
"Nanti abang hantar"
"Tak perlu"
"Hmm..."
"Ara tak bawa anak-anak"
"Jangan balik"
"Ara akan failkan penceraian kita"
"Jangan Ara"
"Ara minta maaf. Itu yang terbaik"
"Jangan pergi Ara. Tolonglah jangan tinggal abang. Abang perlukan Ara. Kesian anak kembar kita"
"Ara dah tak boleh hidup macam ni. I'm sorry"
"Please"
"…………"
"Hmmmm"

Tidur bawah

"Ara nak pergi mana?"
"Tidur bawah"
"Kenapa?"
"Night"
"Hmm...tak apa. Abang tidur bilik kerja"

.

"Nak abang tolong apa-apa?"
"Dah siap"
"Okey. Jom keluar"
"Nak rehat"
"Okey"


:(

Monday, June 26, 2023

Ibu itu syurga

Daddy: Take a rest after completing the laundry.
Umar: Okey daddy
Adam: Baju Adam Ibu cuci hihihi
Umar: Baju Babang boleh sama tak?
Daddy: Buat sendiri. Hari tu kata tak nak Ibu ada dalam rumah
Umar: Minta maaf daddy
Daddy: Bukan daddy, Ibu
Umar: Okey
Daddy: Bila nak minta maaf?
Umar: Nantilah
Daddy: Kalau kejab lagi mati tak sempat minta maaf baru tahu
Adam: Panas neraka itu benar
Umar: Babang minta maaf sekarang
Daddy: Good. Ibu dekat dapur. Kita rehat. Ibu dah pakai apron nak masak
Umar: Sorry daddy
Daddy: Jangan buat lagi. Ibu tu syurga. Tak kisah ibu kandung, ibu angkat, ibu tiri. Asal dia jaga kita, itulah ibu kita. Di situlah syurga kita

Sunday, June 25, 2023

Hakim yang bijak

Daddy: Semua dah online?
Adam: First
Umar: Second
Huda: Ala
Umar: Kakak lambat hohoho
Huda: Adam laju nau
Adam: Adam fantastic!
Daddy: *Once upon a time in an old Japanese village, there was a smart man who owned a well, but he didn't use it, so he decided to sell it to a nearby farmer. One day, when he passed by and saw the farmer pumping water from the well for cooking, watering flowers, raising livestock, etc., the smart man immediately stopped him and did not allow him to pump water from the well.

"I only sold you the well, I didn't sell you the water. Therefore, you cannot take water from this well," the smart man spoke up.

The farmer was very sad and didn't know what to do. He had bought the well, but he hadn't paid for the water from the well. Now the well was full of water, but he couldn't use it, while his whole family, flowers, and livestock all needed clean water from this well.

After thinking for a long time about how to resolve the issue with the smart man, the farmer decided to bring it up to the district court, hoping to get justice. At the court, the farmer recounted the story from beginning to end, hiding nothing, in order to get justice for his family.

The district judge called the smart man up and asked, "Why don't you let him use the water in the well? Didn't you sell the well?"

"Well, your honor, I only sold the well to this farmer, I didn't sell him the water in it. Therefore, he has no right to take water from my property. Now, if he wants to take water, he has to pay more to buy the water," the smart man replied, firmly believing in his argument.

The district judge looked at the smart man, smiled slightly, and replied, "Oh, you make a good point. However, when you sold the well to this farmer, the well became his property, and the water in the well is still your property. So, you have no right to store water in the farmer's well anymore."

"Now there are only two options: One is that you have to pay the farmer to rent the well for water storage. Two is that you have to remove all the water from the well immediately," the judge looked up at the smart man and asserted firmly.

The smart man bowed his head sadly, not knowing what to do to justify his actions. He had been harmed by his own intelligence.

That's why in life, no matter how smart you are, there will always be others who are smarter than you. That is why humans are born to learn constantly, even when they are older.

Adam: Maksud dia daddy kita bukan paling pandai
Daddy: Ye. Sentiasa ada orang lagi pandai dari kita
Umar: Hakim tu bijak
Daddy: Gelaran hakim kita guna Yang Arif. Tentu orang yang adil dan bijaksana
Huda: Atok Ibu hakim. Mesti Atok bijak
Daddy: Cucu dia pun cantik dah bijak. Nanti Kakak pun kena cantik dan bijak
Huda: Kakak sentiasa cantik
Umar: Muntah hijau
Daddy: Basuh kaki, baca doa, tidur
Adam: Selamat malam daddy
Daddy: Good night Adam Fantastic!
Umar: Assalamualaikum
Daddy: Waalaikumussalam Ibn Sina
Huda: 안녕히 주무세요. 좋은 꿈 꾸세요!
Daddy: Okey Kakak
Huda: Kakak nak jadi cantik & bijak macam Mama ❤
Umar: Rahsia bocor. Kakak nak jadi doktor
Daddy: Tak boleh
Huda: Please daddy 
Umar: I told you so
Daddy: Kerja lain banyak lagi
Huda: Tapi Kakak nak jadi doktor
Daddy: Tak boleh
Umar: Next time Kakak. Daddy dah marah
Huda: Why not daddy? Kerja yang mulia. Nenek pun doktor
Daddy: Daddy cakap tak boleh, tak boleh. Enough said. Full stop
Huda: 😭😭😭
Umar: الصبر منال الايمان


*Unknown

Thursday, June 22, 2023

What’s the point of marriage?

Umar: Kenapa Ibu suka gaduh dengan daddy? Dulu tak pernah gaduh
Huda: Obvious kan adik
Umar: Setiap hari gaduh Kakak. Daddy tak stres ke? Babang stres
Huda: Kakak stres. Dekat rumah gaduh. Pergi vacay gaduh. What’s the point of marriage?
Umar: Babang serabut
Huda: Kakak nak masuk asrama. Adik?
Umar: Kesian Adam. Dia seorang dekat rumah
Daddy: Ibu tak salah. Jangan buruk sangka. Tak baik, berdosa
Huda: Daddy selalu menangkan Ibu
Daddy: Ibu layan Kakak dengan baik. Tak pernah marah, tak pernah rotan. Kalau daddy marah Umar, Ibu juga yang tarik tangan Umar sebab tak nak bagi kena rotan. Betul tak?
Umar: Betul tapi...
Daddy: Ibu baik. Ingat tu je. Titik. Ibu pun manusia biasa macam kita. Tak sempurna. Kalau daddy gaduh dengan Ibu, pekakkan telinga, butakan mata. Jangan ikut campur urusan daddy. Boleh?
Huda: Hmmm
Umar: *mengeluh*
Daddy: Boleh tak?
Huda: Okey
Umar: Okey
Daddy: Salah pun salah daddy. Jangan pandang buruk dekat Ibu



Four Seasons Hotel Miami, Florida
22.06.2023, 7:45 pagi

Tears...

"Siapa yang abang nak tipu? Ara atau diri abang sendiri?"
"Boleh tak Ara jangan buat perangai?"
"Abang jawab dulu soalan Ara"
"Sampai bila benda ni nak habis? Nak sangat handphone ni ambil!"
"Ara tanya je. Yang abang marah-marah sampai hempas telefon tu kenapa?"
"Tak boleh ke satu hari tak buat mood abang spoil?"
"Ara nak balik KL!"
"Go!"
"Fine!"
"Tapi anak jangan bawa. Tinggal sini"
"No way!"
"Abang tak izinkan"
"Apa masalah abang?"
"Ara yang marah abang tak tentu pasal"
"Ara tanya susah sangat ke abang nak jawab"
"Tak penting pun"
"Penting untuk Ara"
"Apa yang penting sangat?"
"......."
"Jawab la apa yang penting sangat"
"......."
"Abang tanya apa yang penting sangat"
"......"
"Hati Ara tak pernah puas dengan jawapan abang. I love you, but not in the same way that I love her. The important thing is that I love you."
"But... you still love and miss her with all your heart"
"Ara nak abang buat apa? Semua benda abang dah buat. Ara pun tahu"
"Abang lepaskan Ara"
"Apa ni?"
"Ara nak abang lepaskan Ara. Abang boleh terus hidup dengan masa lalu abang"
"Benda dah lepas. Abang tak tahu macam mana nak yakinkan Ara. Abang dah doa depan Kaabah, abang tahajud, abang dah buat semua tapi..."
"Tetap tak boleh lupa"
"Tapi semuanya di luar kawalan abang. Ara sendiri tahu abang tak pernah mesej dia. Call pun tak. Lillahi Ta'ala tak pernah. Abang tahu batas abang sebagai suami orang. Abang tahu dosa besar ganggu isteri orang. Kalau pun dia masih sayangkan abang dan nak hidup dengan abang, abang tetap tak nak. Sebab abang tak nak dia masuk neraka. Tak cium bau syurga seorang isteri yang minta cerai untuk kawin dengan lelaki lain. Betul, abang sayang dia. Tak ada nilai tara, seluas langit dan bumi tapi demi Allah Ara, tak pernah terlintas di hati abang untuk runtuhkan rumah tangga dia. Biar berat mana pun abang menanggung rindu, sakit dada menahan perasaan, abang tahu hukum. Allah tak ciptakan dia untuk abang. Cuma pinjamkan sekejab tapi besar anugerah tu untuk abang. Ara tolonglah jangan hukum abang"
*peluk* "I'm sorry, sayang"
"Abang letih Ara. Letih sangat. Abang tak tahu nak buat apa. Bagitahu apa yang abang kena buat untuk puaskan hati Ara. Cuma... jangan minta abang lepaskan Ara. Tu je"

Wednesday, June 21, 2023

The sound of your voice


My mind reminds me of good times with you. My heart is filled with longing for you. I miss you so much. It feels like it's been ages since we last spoke, and every moment without you feels like an eternity. *I miss you in ways that not even words can understand.

I miss your smile, your laugh, your touch, and the sound of your voice. I miss the way you light up my world and make everything seem brighter. I miss the warmth and comfort of being in your arms, and the way you make me feel like everything is going to be okay.

There are so many things I want to tell you, so many things I want to share with you, and so many moments I want to experience with you. You are always in my thoughts and in my heart, even though you are no longer mine and I'm no longer yours.



PS: Iloveyou





Sweetpie,
New York City, USA
21.06.2023, 3:03am





*Gemma Troy

Tuesday, June 20, 2023

Pisang berbuah dua kali

"Baca apa tu?"
"AI"
"Bukan Rumi?"
"Tak. Tak nak pisang berbuah dua kali"
"Apa?"
"Yela hari tu ada orang lari masa turun flight. Rumi punya pasal"
"Lupa. Siapa eh?"
"Entah"




New York City, USA
8:05 pagi, 20.06.2023

Monday, June 19, 2023

My magical wife

"Kan kita pergi Itali. Abang ada program"
"Holiday kan?"
"Kerja. Baju tu jangan lupa bawa"
"Baju apa?"
"Ara belum tengok?""
"Nope"
"Cuba tengok. Okey tak?"
"Sekejab, sekejab. Abang nak bawa Ara?"
"Ye"
"Pergi event?"
"Ye"
"Kenapa?"
"Kenapa apa?"
"Kenapa nak bawa Ara?"
"Dah nak bawa siapa?"
"I mean, abang tak pernah bawa Ara pergi event rasmi"
"Sekarang nak bawa"
"Sebab?"
"Kena ada sebab?"
"Abang biasanya ada alasan"
"Saja nak orang kenal Mrs. Imran"
"Mmm suka dengar"
"Mrs. Imran. My magical wife"
*senyum*

Sunday, June 18, 2023

TT

"Tak ada lagu baru dekat Tik Tok?"
"Ara tak ada akaun Tik Tok"
"Hari tu kata dengar dekat Tik Tok"
"Tak. Facebook reels"
"Cakap belit"
"Abang yang salah dengar"
"Tak la. Ara yang cakap Tik Tok"
"Ara cakap dekat Tik Tok banyak lagu tapi Ara tak cakap pun Ara ada akaun Tik Tok and abang tak tanya lagu Ara dengar dari FB or TT"
"Fuh! Kalah macam ni"
"Amacam. Berani masuk gelanggang?"

Puji pun salah

"Swiss ke New Zealand?"
"New Zealand"
"Italy ke France?"
"Italy"
"Holand ke Spain?"
"Spain"
"Filipina ke Thailand?"
"Filipina"
"Vietnam ke Indonesia?"
"Vietnam"
"Pelik je jawapan abang"
"Sebenarnya abang nak jawab benda lain tapi malas nak sebut"
"Apaaa"
"Hahahaha **** **** Ara"
*pap pap pap* "Rasa dia"
"Sakit la. Puji pun salah"
"Heh"
"Ara tak pernah plan cuti kita. Tengok bini-bini lain buat"
"Ara plan semua tak kena"
"Bila? Tak pernah pun"
"A'ah sebab tak nak kotorkan rekod Ara. Biar semua salah atas bahu abang, senang hihihihihi"
"Amboi"
"Senang hidup kita. Maid ada, nanny ada, tukang masak ada. Semua benda suami buat. Allah, syukurnya. Bagi ********* dia senyap hihihihihihihi"
"Hey! Sini! Sini kejab"
"Kuda tua masih gagah ke nak kejar kita hihihihihi"
"Mulut tak ada insurans kan"

Saturday, June 17, 2023

I Hope One Day You Finally Leave My Mind


 

"Lagu apa tu? Ulang-ulang sama je lirik"
"Lagu dekat Tik Tok"
"Banyak lagu dekat situ?"
"Banyak. Abang install la"
"You Tube dah ada"
"You Tube dah jaman dinasor bang. Ara install Spotify nak?"
"Dah jarang dengar lagu. Kalau nak dengar baru buka You Tube"
"Susah aih cakap dengan orang jaman dulu hihihi. Orang dah nak masuk Window 12. Dia steady Window 7. Anak dia lagi pro"
"Biarlah. Dengki"

Friday, June 16, 2023

Healing

"Abang...dah habis solat? Kita makan nak?"
"Tak ada selera"
"Kesian perut abang lapar. Dah hari ni puasa"
"Okey"
"Ara tahu berat abang, Ara minta maaf Ara tak dapat bantu tapi Ara cuba tolong"
"Tak apa. Ara pun dah cukup letih"
"Healing takes time. Give yourself time to heal. Don't push yourself too much. It will affect your mental and physical health."
"Okey"
"Lama abang sayang dia. Takkan mungkin dalam jangka waktu singkat abang boleh lupakan dia. Jangan desak diri abang"
"Hmm..."
"Tuhan temukan Ara dengan lelaki yang Ara tahu setia walaupun abang sayang Ara maybe tak sebanyak abang sayang dia but that's okay"
"Abang lapar lepas kena kuliah"
"Ngada"
"Jom"
"Hihihihi"
"Jantung abang dah normal"
"Sampai jantung dia tahu normal ke tak"
"Mesti la"
"Paut kuat. Jatuh abang tak tahu"
"Hihihi"

Thursday, June 15, 2023

Have faith

"Abang tak nak pergi. Jangan la paksa"
"Please"
"Nanti la"
"Tak boleh. Abang kena pergi"
"Tak nak"
"Kalau kanser abang datang balik macam mana? Abang dah lama kan tak makan ubat PTSD. Abang je rasa Ara tak tahu. Ara tahu tapi Ara tak nak bebel. Nanti abang marah"
"Okey. Jom pergi"
"Look at me. Semua akan okey. Abang jangan stres. Cuba relaks"
"Stres la kalau..."
"Tak ada kalau dalam hidup kita sayang. Have faith"
"Okey"

Crime books



1. The Murder of History: A critique of history textbooks used in Pakistan by Khursheed Kamal Aziz

2. The Tandoor Murder: The Crime that Shook the Nation and Brought a Government to Its Knees by Maxwell Pereira

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

Vincent Willem van Gogh

Huda: Daddy, bed time story
Umar: Get ready!
Adam: I'm ready!
Daddy: *van Gogh was depressed until he ended his life, and the reason is that his mother told him when he was young that he was born on the same date as his brother’s death, and that she named him after him, so he felt that he was an alternative being. He just sold one painting in his life
Huda: What a sad story
Adam: Sedih kisah dia 
Umar: Allahu
Daddy: Memang sedih. Sekarang tidur
Huda: Night daddy
Umar: Assalamualaikum
Adam: Selamat malam daddy
Daddy: Baca doa, tidur dengan penuh keimanan


*Loving Vincent (2017)

Tuesday, June 13, 2023

Mimpi awak

"Sakit lagi ke?"
"Haah. Berdenyut"
"Tak nak pergi check? Dah lama kan?"
"Nanti la"
"Kalau serius macam mana?"
"Sebab mimpi hari tu. Terkejut masa bangun"
"Bila ni?"
"Masa outstation dekat London"
"Tak cakap pun"
"Malas"
"Abang mimpi apa?"
"Kisah lama tapi hujung mimpi abang cari Ara tapi tak jumpa. Banyak kali istighfar dalam mimpi. Lepas tu terjaga"
"Ooo mimpi dia"
"Haah"
"Tak ada pun cerita pasal dia"
"Abang fokus dekat Ara"
"Abang ni kan, sampai mimpi pun boleh fokus. Memang sakit la kepala"
"Dah cari Ara tak jumpa"
"Tahu gelabah"
"Haah"
"Tu baru mimpi, belum alam nyata"
"Jangan la"
"Sayang eh dekat kita"
"Dah lock macam ni pun tak sayang lagi?"
"Hihihi"
"Diam-diam la"
"Kita good girl"
"Eleh"

Monday, June 12, 2023

月が綺麗ですね



But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.

(Lemony Snicket)

Sunday, June 11, 2023

Perangai buruk

"Abang jangan la pandang macam tu"
"Pandang pun salah"
"Kenapa bang? Tudung senget?"
"Tak"
"Bistu? Abang bosan nak ajak gaduh?"
"Banyak kerja lain"
"Kita tak lawa eh?"
"Lawa"
"Apaaaa?"
"Apa?"
"Abang tu"
"Laa nak pandang bini pun tak boleh ke?"
"Boleh hihihi"
"Ara, sepanjang kita kahwin, apa yang tak best pasal abang?"
"Abang baran, cepat marah, suka baling barang bila naik angin"
"Ara takut?"
"Takut sangat sampai pernah menggigil"
"Hmmm"
"Tapi lately ni even marah abang dah tak baling barang"
"Harap kekal"
"Insha Allah"
"Abang minta maaf atas segala perangai buruk abang yang menyakitkan hati Ara"
"Ara yang suka sakitkan hati abang"
"Apa yang paling best pasal abang?"
"Tak nak cakap. Cari sendiri"
"Cari dekat mana?
"Entah. Cari la kalau jumpa hihihi"

Saturday, June 10, 2023

Santai Sabtu

"Amboi! Tayang dada"
"Santai Sabtu hehehe"
"Santai ke nak menggatal?"
"Tiga butang je"
"Sini kita butangkan"
"Alaaa kenapaaaa?"
"Six-pack you eksklusif untuk mata I je"




Los Sueños Marina, Costa Rica
10.06.2023, 2:12 petang

Friday, June 09, 2023

Thursday, June 08, 2023

Ansuran

"Ara sayang, beli apa berkotak-kotak. Macam nak buka kedai"
"Barang abang"
"Mana ada abang order barang"
"S23 Ultra ni kamera dia boleh zoom jauh and night mode superb. Fans Samsung macam abang mesti suka. Betul tak?"
"Cantik handphone tu"
"Kannn. Yang ini pulak model terbaik Microsoft, Surface Pro 9. Laptop and tab. Abang sambung (keyboard) jadi laptop, buka jadi tab. Abang tapaya bising-bising nak bawa laptop and tab dah lepas ni"
"Bila masa abang bising?"
"Ada"
"Tak. Tu benda apa?"
"Huawei Mate X3, foldable. Senang abang nak membaca. Skrin besar. Comel"
"Abang dah ada Kindle"
"Tu Kindle. Ni Huawei and the best part, Samsung Odyssey G9 monitor"
"Huish besarnya skrin"
"Kita excited review, gitu je respon abang. Penat kita cerita"
"Berapa riban habis?"
"Tak banyak pun. Beberapa k"
"Beberapa k tu berapa?"
"Ala marah ke?"
"Membazir. Kan barang elok lagi. Guna la dulu"
"Kita beli untuk kemudahan husband kita. Kena marah, dah tak cakap terima kasih"
"Bila abang marah?"
"Tak eh hihihi"
"Nak gunanya abang je belinya sampai penuh rumah"
"Errrr actually, monitor & S23 je abang punya. Microsoft Surface & Huawei kita share"
"Kata abang punya. Ni kongsi pulak"
"Sharing is caring. Gitu konsepnya"
"Ni kira macam mana? 50/50?"
"Cam biasa"
"Jangan beli apa-apa dah. Over budget nanti"
"Yes Captain"
"Lebur duit abang tak pasal-pasal. Kira, abang bayar ansuran"
"Alaaaaaaa"
"Bayar semua nanti Ara beli lagi. Sebulan 200 je"
"Lambat la habis"
"Biar lambat"
"Alaaaaaaa"

Tuesday, June 06, 2023

Monday, June 05, 2023

Galiyor

"Abang dah sampai. Jaga diri, jaga anak-anak"
"Kenapa eh dah rindu?"
"Apa-apa mesej. Abang meeting back-to-back hari ni"
"Abang la menari galiyor tu. Kita asyik terbayang je"
"Seksi kan hahahaha tergoda la tu"
"Alaaaa kita asyik teringat. Abang jahat"
"Nak tinggal bini, kena tinggal sesuatu hahaha"
"Jahatttt. Acane ni"
"Kesian dia. Laki buat rindu eh hehehe"
"Salah kita tak rekod hmmm"
"Nanti abang call. Bye darling xoxo"
"Alaaa. Bye sayang"




London, Ontario, Canada
05.06.2023, 13:00

Sunday, June 04, 2023

Pedas

"Ara order apa? Pedas sangat"
"Abang makan dengan kuah lain eh"
"Tak nak. Cili apa dia guna?"
"Cili yang pedas"
"Dah tahu masak untuk orang, jangan la ikut lidah sendiri"
"Sian dia berair dah mata"
"Ha la. Pedas. Sakit dah perut"
"Tapi abang habiskan"
"Tak nak membazir"

Thursday, June 01, 2023

Password

"Siapa call?"
"Min"
"Dia dekat mana?"
"Mexico"
"Ajak la dia datang rumah kita"
"Malas abang"
"Apa salahnya"
"Tak payahlah"
"Ajak datang tak nak tapi password e-mel nama dia"
"Sejak azali password nama dia"
"Ingat nama buah hati abang"
"Tak pernah letak nama dia"
"Kenapa?"
"Tak payah tukar password kalau tukar pasangan hahaha"