Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Menangis simpati

"Abang…"
"Ara…kenapa nangis ni?"
"Rindu abang…"
"Laa"
"Abang marah kita ke?"
"Tak…"
"Hihi tak nangis dahhh"
"Pulak"
"Nangis simpati. Kita takut la abang mara-mara kita"
"Tak marah"
"Abang dah makan?"
"Dah. Kari ikan. Ara makan apa hari ni?"
"Nasi tumpang"
"Sedap"
"Abang…kita teruk, kan?"
"Tak. Okey je"
"Tapi kita rasa kita teruk mmm"
"Taklah"
"Abang…kita minta maaf mmm mmm"
"Tak apa"
"Abang marah, kan?"
"Tak"
"Kenapa tak marah?"
"Tak perlu marah"
"Marah la kita. Kita salah"
"Tak apa"
"Mmm mmm"
"Kita dah okey?"
"Belum"
"Gencatan sekejab?"
"Ha'a"
"Okey"
"Madanon melampau tau bang"
"Dia buat apa?"
"If your electricity bill is more than RM220 a month, prepare for a 8pc service tax from March 1"
"Cukai lagi"
"I've already figured out who I'm voting for in the next election"
"Eh Ara pangkah dia ke?"
"No way okayyyy. Kita bukan WalaNon"
"Hahaha ingat walauntit je ada, walaNon pun ada"
"Eee geram la. Can they just stop taxing us for more taxes? Basic needs shouldn't be taxed like luxuries"
"Call sebab nak bebel pasal ni, kan?"
"Ha'a"
"Asalkan Ara call, abang dah cukup lega. Boleh fokus kerja"
"Sekejab aje tau"
"Ular tedung 3.7m ada dekat site. Hari ni cari sarang. Ada banyak siap ada telur. Telur tu nak pecah nanti dia mengamuk. Tak buang nanti dia ulang datang. Tapi tadi abang dah cakap pindahkan anak dia nanti orang bunuh"
"Kenapa tak ketuk dia, bang?"
"Mana boleh bunuh. Nanti dia balas dendam"
"Abang ni kan"
"Ye la. Makcik pesan jangan bunuh. Halau guna buluh. Dia takut buluh. Kalau bunuh nanti sentiasa ada ular datang. Banyak kes sampai kena pindah"
"Ooo kita tak tahu hihi"


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Goa, India
29 Feb 2024