Doktor tak berbaju

"Siapa ni?"

"Doktor merangkap influencer"

"Tak kenal. Syarat masuk event memang tak boleh pakai baju?"

"Tak sure tapi asenya tak. Jab kita buka IG"

"Dia macam tak sihat je. Badan nampak londeh. Lama tak masuk gym kot. Six-pack pun tak nampak"

"Ha'a. Acam nampak penat aje kan"

"Cara dia lari macam ada tak kena. Lepas buat wall balls nampak mengah"

"Jadilah acam laki kita. Lepas ada orang tengok kita lari ri tu, dia cakap tak nak lari tunggu abang buat private stadium. Kita pun cakap tak payah, kita dah pencen. Penat tau lari. Kita dah tua acam laki kita"

"Abang tak suka orang tengok bini abang"

"Faham. Acam tu la laki kita. Kawan dia nak datang rumah, kita tanya nak masak apa. Dia hantar kita balik Hartamas"

"Abang tak nak kawan rasa masakan Ara. Kawan datang rumah pun abang tak suka. Kawan abang tak tahu rumah abang dekat mana. Kalau nak datang sangat, bawa pergi guest house je"

"Acam tu lah perangai dia. Sangat privacy"

"Sedara-mara, adik-beradik Ara, keluarga terdekat okeylah. Yang lain guest house. Kawan-kawan tak sesuai bawa datang rumah. Kena pilih-pilih. Sepupu-sepapat, ipar-duai yang tak okey pun seeloknya jangan bawa masuk rumah. Bukan semua datang nak bersilaturrahim"

Rahsia terbuka

"Cara-cara nak besarkan payudara bini anda atau kekasih anda - selalulah raba-raba"

"Ye ye aje"

"Ye la. It's an open secret. Semua laki tahu. Jadi, lepas ni kalau Ara tengok yang besar-besar tu fahamilah bukan ambil ubat sangat pun kerja laki dia"

"Tahu aje semua"

"Sebab tu laki tahu perempuan bekas orang ke fresh tak ada orang pegang"

"Susah kan jadi perempuan"

"Dah bini tak selesa, kenalah cakap. Memang la rasa kena cabul asyik nak raba tak kira masa. Suruh perempuan tu raba burung laki dia. Aduh, tegak nanti nak mencelup pulak. Susah jugak hahahaha"

"Takde fikir lain"

"Dari 24 jam, lelaki normal yang tak busy fikir pasal sex 23 jam kot. Perempuan suka sentuhan. Dia tak suka peluh-peluh, yelah penat nak cuci itu ini lepas 'kenduri'"

"Tak reti penat eh?"

"Orang cakap pasal kenduri. Betul la, lepas kenduri basuh periuk belangga. Ara fikir apa? haaa"

"Eleh abang tu. Kalau kenduri takde lain. Situ aje"

"PM perempuan tu tanya berapa besar baju dalam dia. Nak tahu jugak hahahahahahaha"

MoF SST Policy Adjustments

Ministry of Finance Announcement (27 June 2025)

Review of SST Expansion

• Taking into account public and industry feedback.

Sales Tax Exemption

• Apples
• Oranges
• Mandarin oranges
• Dates

→ All exempted from Sales Tax

Adjustment of Registration Threshold

Applies to:

• Leasing / rental services
• Financial services

Threshold increased:

• From RM500,000
• To RM1 million

Exemption for Micro and Small Enterprises (MSEs)

Criteria:

• Annual sales below RM1 million

Benefit:

• Exempted from Service Tax on rental or lease services

Beauty Services

Service Tax will not be expanded to:

• Manicure and pedicure (nail treatments)
• Facial treatments
• Haircutting and hair grooming services

Fiscal Metrics Outlook (2023-2025)

Fiscal Deficit (% GDP)

• 2023: 5.0%
• 2024: 4.1% (↓ from 2023, below 4.3% target)
• 2025 (Projected): 3.8% → Improving toward 3% by 2028

Debt Position

(a) Absolute Debt:

• 2022: RM1.399T (78.1% of GDP)
• 2024: RM1.2T
• 2025: RM1.5T (record high)

(b) Debt-to-GDP Ratio:

• 2023: 64.3%
• 2024: 64.6%
• 2025: 64.2% (projected) → Stagnant

Revenue & Expenditure

(a) Tax Revenue (% GDP):

• 2023: ~12.0%
• 2024: 12.5%
• 2025: 12.4% →Below 15% threshold

(b) Petroleum Revenue (% GDP):

• 2025: 1.0% (↓33% from 2023)

(c) Rigid Expenditure Share:

• 2022: 40%
• 2024: 48% → Crowding out investments

Social & Development

(a) STR/SARA Allocation:

• 2024: RM10+B
• 2025: RM13B (↑30% YoY)

(b) Development Expenditure (% GDP):

• 2024: 4.4%
• 2025: 4.1% →2-year decline

Critical Trends

(a) Positive:

• Net borrowings ↓ to RM76.8B (2024 vs. RM92.6B 2023)

(b) Risks:

• Development spending ↓ to 4.1% of GDP
• Petroleum revenue ↓ 33% since 2023

Key Takeaway

Structural weaknesses persist:

• Tax revenue critically low
• Rigid costs crowd out growth investments
• Absolute debt at record high
• →Requires GST/wealth taxes + subsidy restructuring

Practical Impact:

Every 10% SST on "non-essentials" (e.g., glassware, chocolates) and 8% tax on commercial leases directly funds initiatives like:

• Sumbangan MADANI cash aid (RM2.5b budget)
• Public transport subsidies (RM1.8b)
• Rural healthcare expansion

(16/6/2025)