"Tak tidur?"

"Tak"

"Monster?"

"Tak"

"Bistu?"

"Tengah fikir pasal epigenetik. Anak-anak di katakan mewarisi trauma ibu bapa"

"You’re thinking about that now?"

"Yeah"

"It’s 2:30 am, darling"

"Ye"

"We’ll talk tomorrow"

"Okey"

_

"Morning, cariño"

"Morning, babe"

"Still thinking about epi… what was it?"

"Epigenetics"

"No te preocupes. Lo resolveremos"

"Amboi. Baru mimpi mamat Spain ke?"

_

"Abang dah lama fikir. Sebenarnya apa fungsi kelentit. Okey, hari ni baru dapat jawapan hehehe"

"Buku apa abang baca?"

"Tahu je"

"Sampai hal tu pun kena fikir? Paroh"

"Okey la fikir dari buat benda lagha"

"Astu dah dapat jawapan?"

"Dah"

"Apa?"

"Spread your legs first. Nanti abang explain hahahahaha"

"Eeeeee!"

"Hahahahaha"

_

"Apa sunyi sangat tempat ni. Kalau kelentit jatuh pun dengar"

"Bangggg"

"Apa? Semua perempuan ada kan benda tu"

"Benda sendiri tak nak sebut"

"Malu hahahaha"

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Suddenly, you cross my mind. I look at the wall clock; it is 8:20 a.m. A few of our morning conversations before you clock in run through my head. I do not want to entertain my thoughts. Much to write, but I choose not to. Perhaps there is nothing left to pour, or perhaps I have already poured too much.

Here it goes. I hope your day unfolds gently. May you enjoy your Petronas coffee, meet kind people, and find ease in your work. May you feel at peace with yourself, and may you love and be loved by the one who holds your heart. Take care of yourself. Drive safely. And remember to smile.

Thank you for crossing my mind today.

"Abang tanya je asal muka macam keli kena tangkap basah? Malam tadi kelentit tak kena gigit eh? Dah marah-marah, masam je muka"

"Abang ni kan"

"Betul la. Orang datang nak beli muka masam. Tak nak kerja, tak payah kerja. Buat rosak mood orang je"

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"Abang mana la tahu. Sains cakap 4 minit ke 4 saat dah cukup untuk jatuh cinta"

"Alaaa jawab ajelah. Pendapat aje kan"

"Pendidikan sama tahap?"

"Tak. On the way Ph.D vs SPM"

"Duit?"

"Perempuan"

"Keluarga sama level?"

"Acam sama"

"Masa mula kenal ada keluar sekali?"

"Ha'a"

"Pergi makan sama?"

"Mestilah"

"Rajin ulang-alik rumah perempuan?"

"Sangattttt"

"Sama ada dia calit atau letak dalam makanan. Hebat lagi baca ayat. Siapa ni? Kawan kakak angkat? Senior dia?"

"Taklah"

"Keturunan apa laki tu? Banjar? Jawa? Boyan? Acheh? Kerinchi? Pantai Timur? Bapak dia siapa? Kadang ilmu ni turun-temurun"

"Tak tahu"

"Kalau guna pengasih lambat renew jadi tawar"

"Acam road tax kena renew"

"Silap hari bulan dekat punai pun dia pakai barang"

"Untuk apa?"

"Tu la kawin lagi dengan budak. Apa pun tak tahu"

"Babtu tanya"

"Bukan untuk mati pucuk. Jadi gagah perkasa sentiasa ingat. Taklah bini tolak. Ramai laki pakai kasi asah kasi tajam kasi jadi badang. Sedap didayung entah yang dayung"

"Seram la abang"

"Ada yang pandai kunci nafsu bini masa keluar kerja. Takut bini curang. Ni ilmu orang dulu"

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