"Abang macam pelik dada dia"

"Dada ke buah dada, bang?"

"Hahaha yela. Budak umur 23/24 memang ada yang besar macam buah tembikai ke? Lanjut ke melayut sampai ke pusat?"

"Amboi, bangggg. Pemerhatian pun cover lah sikit. Katanya jaga pandangan"

"Dah tunduk tapi tu la bila angkat kepala ha"

"Bidang abang, kan? Astu tanya kita. Tersangatlah pakar, kannnn"

"Hahahahahaha"

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On the first day, she came down for dinner (a work-related dinner and discussion) wearing a tight nightgown. On the second day, she wore a shirt with boxer shorts, which were not visible as they were covered by the shirt. On the third day, she came down wearing a kaftan.

Perhaps tomorrow I should bring another staff member to accompany me.

"Apply cuti sampai 4 April. Kenapa masuk kerja awal?"

"Bekas tunang saya tak hadir masa akad nikah. Dia kahwin dengan orang lain"

"La ilaha illallah. Kenapa dia buat macam tu?"

"Entahlah, bos"

"Hmm…that must be very difficult for you. Sesiapa pun yang nak tinggalkan kita, biarlah. Setiap yang Allah ambil pasti akan diganti dengan lebih baik.

"Saya okey, bos"

"Apa pun yang Allah takdirkan untuk kita, tak ada yang buruk. Take your leave fully. Don't worry about work. Let me know if you need anything"

"Terima kasih, bos"

"Baru satu Malaysia tahu berbinikan lawyer macam mana hahahahahaha"

"Eee! Tak baik tau"

"Itu belum lagi perangkap soalan haaa berpeluh nak jawab"

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"Semua lawyer macam Waheeda ke cium baju suami lepas balik outstation?"

"Acam adalah kadang-kadang"

"Huish. Creepy. Takut la"

"Kalau tak buat salah kenapa takut?"

"Memang la takut dah bini kalah forensik. Silap-silap tapak kasut pun check"

"Semua kita check"

"Tu diaaaa"

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"Kenapa Ara check? Takut abang main perempuan lain?"

"Kita suka bau abang"

"Ye la dah kejab bagi losyen avocado. Hari tu papaya. Tapi papaya tu bau sedap"

"Every time kita cium baju abang…bau peluh aje tinggal astu kita doa rezeki abang sentiasa bertambah. Terima kasih tau…nafkahkan kita acam tuan puteri"

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