Daddy: Kakak tengah down. Jaga lisan bila bercakap. Umar tak nampak Kakak menangis?
Umar: What made her drop out?
Daddy: Kenapa Umar tak tanya Kakak?
Umar: I wasn't emotionally prepared
Daddy: Welcome to adulthood, young man. Nobody promised you a happy land. We were created to be tested by Allah
Umar: Can I return my test paper and ask for a simpler version?
Daddy: Kalau boleh, semua orang pun nak
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Daddy: You'll be a father in less than ten years
Umar: Oh, I don't like babies. No, thank you
Daddy: Macam dulu tak suka adik. Haa sekarang macam mana
Umar: That's a future Umar problem. Poor guy. I'll make dua for him
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