"Abang buat apa hari ni?"

"Pukul orang"

"That wasn't the answer I expected"

"Abang ada sebab"

"Sebab apa?"

"Abang tengok pantai. Lepas tu nampak ada orang buli perempuan. Perempuan tu overweight tengah excecise. Abang buat tak nampak. Tapi…"

"Tapi?"

"30 minit abang tunggu dengan harapan hmm. Tu la harapan tinggal harapan. Abang sarung seluar, pakai mask menuju ke pantai"

"Astu?"

"Pukul je la nak tunggu apa lagi"

"No Q&A?"

"Nope. Lepas tu abang cakap, kalau abang nampak lagi dia buli perempuan ni, abang kerat telor dia. Merah padam muka terus dia blah"

"Astu puas hati?"

"Feel good"

"Mmmm"

"Orang tu dahlah stres berat badan pergi ejek pulak. Wrong time at the wrong place eh silap wrong place at the wrong time"

"Pasni tak boleh tengok pantai"

"Okey"

"Okey aje?"

"Dah bini cakap jangan"

"Abang, jangan pukul orang. Faham tak?"

"Ra, dia buli orang. Ingat tak ahli falsafah cakap the world has many bad people because good people stay silent when they see evil"

"That alone does not constitute lawful justification for your actions"

"Ha? Kejab. Sakit perut. Nak pergi toilet. Bye, Ra"

"Abang"

"Bye cepat. Orang sakit perut ni"

Panggilan telefon

8/10