Saturday, October 21, 2023

Ary

"Kau call Pet je, setan?"
"Siapa entah hantar mesej cakap dia nak bunuh diri. Aku call la tanda ambil berat"
"Aku ni kau tak nak ambil berat?"
"Suruh bini je la ambil berat haha"
"Nak cerai"
"Bini muda pun nak cerai? Apa pulak masalah kali ni?"
"She's not my cup of tea as a partner"
"Ye la tu. Kawin pandai"
"Clingy. Rimas der"
"Even if you were to get the best version of her, she still wouldn't be enough for you"
"Fuck youuu"
"Benda boleh bincang, kan? Slow talk. Tak suka cakap la. Budak lagi tu. Kesian dia. Kalau tak nak komitmen, jangan kawin"
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck youuu"

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"Aku dekat Mumbai. Datang la"
"Jauh"
"Kau mana?"
"Di lubuk hati kau wakakakakaka"
"Harey"

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"Aku dengar janda kau kerja 80 jam. Asal ek?"
"Dia memang suka kerja. Kalau boleh nak berumah tangga dekat hospital"
"Ek"
"Ye"
"Ek ek"
"Bodoh la Ary ni. Nak tersembur air aku minum"



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21-10-2023