Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Keep your personal life personal

You’re lonely. Please ambil I jadi girlfriend you
“Hahaha Min, Min”
I dapat 7983 love on IG tau. Gambar you and my mom
Boring-nya hidup semua nak post hahaha”
“Hidup you lagi boring kot”
“Kenapa pulak?”
“Yelah you mana ada FB, Twitter, IG. Bosan gila”
“Kalau boleh WhatsApp pun aku tak nak guna. Baru je install balik lepas 2 minggu uninstall
“What the heck is with you”
“A classy man like me always loves private life. Private life is a happy life. Remember that”
“Dari dulu sampai sekarang remain the same. Suka puji diri”
“Bagus la kan”
You perli I ke”
“My personal view, your private life is your private life. Keep it to yourself”
“Kesian tau your future wife
“Laa betul apa. Relationship should be between two people. Keep your personal life personal
Since my mom dah geng dengan you, hari-hari dia tanya pasal you. My mom suka you
“Tu la. Susah jadi orang hot ni hahaha”
Hot sangat until your ex tinggalkan you
“Hahaha nak buat macam mana the grass always looks greener on the other side
Your ex dah kawin ke?”
“Entah”
You tak contact dia ke?”
“Tak”
Frust gila you kan. Nasib you tak mental”
“Lelaki macho, hot, handsome, good looking, charming, sweet, kacak, tampan, lagi menawan macam aku ni tak macholah frust lama-lama. Habis title playboy plus casanova aku tu hahaha”
“I know you very well dear”
“Aku happy je ada anak-anak. Have fun dengan anak-anak je sekarang”
“Bapak-bapak sangat”
“Sibuk tanya orang. Yang dia bila pulak. Aunty kata ada orang masuk merisik. Siapa tu?”
Creepy guy. My mom told you everything eh that night
“Hahaha dah jadi kamceng kan. Mestilah. Siapa laki tu?”
Psychopath. I takut tau dengan mamat senget tu. IG I semua dia stalked. Creepy gila”
“Tahu pun. Post lagi semua benda”
“Sayang jugak you dekat I
“Hahaha ambil berat namanya”
“How wonderful if I meant the world to you”