"Abang masak apa tu?"
"Classic breakfast & green smoothie. Scrambled eggs + grain toast + yogurt. Green smoothie: Apple + banana + spinach + almond milk"
"Smoothie sedap"
"Macam abang, kan?"
"You have better taste"
"Rasa apa hmn?"
"Rasa abang la"
"Rasa macam mana tu?"
"**** mmm I like"
"Hmm?"
"Takde siaran ulangan eh bukan Astro tau"
"Ulang sekali lagi"
"You caught that, sayang"
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Kakak: Can we change tables?
Umar: What's up?
Kakak: Our parents are holding hands while they eat
Umar: So?
Kakak: Huh!
Adam: Just pretend you don’t see it
Umar: Bijak!
Daddy: I’m not holding hands. I have my hand on your mom’s waist
Kakak: It’s basically the same, daddy
Daddy: No, it’s not
Umar: Why are you butthurt?
Kakak: It’s annoying
Adam: No
Umar: I’m okay with it
Kakak: Public place
Daddy: It’s just a small gesture
Umar: Tanda-tanda penyakit hati. Banyakkan istighfar
Kakak: You! Argh! This sucks!
Adam: Kenapa perempuan suka marah?
Umar: Kannnnn. Spesis pelik
09-09-2024