"Mende call tengah malam?"
"Gua ada cerita"
"Esok lusa cerita boleh? Aku nak mandi. Tiket kapal salah beli. Masak bini nak balik raya"
"Otak lu pergi mana?"
"Dapat maklumat salah"
"Hangus ar?"
"Belum goreng"
"Pape roger"
"Orite bro!"
"A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs kahkahkah"
"Hahahaha"
"Sayangilah tulur anda kahkahkah"
"Harey"