Thank you for dating and marrying a mathematician who may not excel in expressing his feelings through writing. Every moment I spend with you, I feel loved and cherished. Thank you for your patience, for uplifting me when I'm down, and for never growing tired of me.
I love you, sayang, with all my heart and soul.
Your bed partner,
Sugar baby
Footnote: Where did you hide all of my underwear? I would like my underwear back, please.
Second footnote: Someone once told me not to refer to them as "underwear" but as "lingerie," but who cares, haha. I want it back, please, honey.